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    • #2127
      Co0bs
      Participant

      f*ckin camera is being retarded. i think i kept it in the charger too long and now the batteries are fried :-/….i was planning to take some pictures this week too….

    • #9599
      Gman
      Keymaster

      boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! that happened with my cordless phone.

    • #9601
      squiergfx
      Member

      that happend to my remote controlled wheel of cheese :roll: :D

    • #9613
      Trienish
      Participant

      No, your remote controlled wheel of cheese stopped working because I beat you with it.

    • #9616
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      I believe it was wheel of cheese remote suicide. I can’t say I blame it. No one or nothing can stand being the posession of an odd creep such as yourself, squier.

    • #9619
      Trienish
      Participant

      I don’t really see the use in a wheel of cheese anyway. Look, it’s a dairy product that spins! I guess it would make grating it really easy though.

    • #9627
      Gman
      Keymaster

      I prefer singles… to melt on potato bread… with GLOOOOODENS mustard…

      Sounds nasty, but tastes great.

    • #9628
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      Allow me to George Foreman one of those for ya.

    • #9629
      Gman
      Keymaster

      you’re crazy!

    • #9649
      Yaeger
      Participant

      it sound like french grilled cheese, provided the mustard is dijon.

    • #9653
      Gman
      Keymaster

      nay… Gludens is Spicy Brown.

    • #9656
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      YERRRR YELLA….

    • #9658
      Trienish
      Participant

      Mustard is a poor excuse for a condiment. Anything mustard can do, ketchup can do better.

    • #9661
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      I’m an advocate for Ranch dressing myself. I put that stuff on just about anything.

    • #9662
      Trienish
      Participant

      I also refuse to acknowledge mayonnaise as a condiment. In a perfect world, it would be completely replaced by Miracle Whip.

    • #9665
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      All the same to me, I hate ’em both.

    • #9672
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      Just to clarify things.

    • #9675
      Gman
      Keymaster

      I know it’s gulden’s… it’s more fun to call it “glue” especially since the bottle’s shaped that way.

    • #9678
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      Gotcha. ‘Twas me who needed the clarification-ism-ness…

    • #9679
      Gman
      Keymaster

      I respect your job as the Spellbinder. ‘Tis all good. :)

      BTW… I love how this tangent went from broken camera batteries to condiments.

    • #9685
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      Squier killed the original topic, so we were forced to go off on a tangent…

    • #9690
      Gman
      Keymaster

      What doesn’t squier kill?

    • #9692
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      Germs and pests… that’s about it.

    • #9693
      Yaeger
      Participant

      went off on more than a tangent. we got onto the tangent, dropped a perpendicular, and now we’re on an entirely different curve.

    • #9694
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      Good one… Feldman. :?

    • #9696
      Yaeger
      Participant

      hey, get off my back i just did my calc homework for this guy

      scary

    • #9699
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      @ShiznitBeast wrote:

      Good one… Feldman. :?

      @ShiznitBeast wrote:

      :fear: (super fast instant replay and simultaneous zoom-in) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :fear:

      I think that says it all.

    • #9705
      Trienish
      Participant

      Let that be the beginning, and the end, of Calculus jokes on this board.

    • #9719
      squiergfx
      Member

      well if im not wanted then ill just never come back :cry: :( :( :cry:

    • #9721
      Trienish
      Participant

      @squiergfx wrote:

      well if im not wanted then ill just never come back :cry: :( :( :cry:

      Halleluiah! Squier is leaving!

    • #9723
      squiergfx
      Member

      god dammit! :shock: :( :( :( :cry: :cry: :cry:

    • #9724
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      Odd to see Hallelujah and God dammit back-to-back like that… :lol:

    • #9728
      Gman
      Keymaster

      Ha ha, good one Joe. :lol:

    • #9752
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      Squier is like the old Ha… though he is annoying, he is a great source of entertainment. Is it not fun to make fun of him?

    • #9763
      Trienish
      Participant

      That’s a good way to look at it. Squier is the Mike Ha of this board. We make fun of him, but he can’t leave because we’re the only people he has.

    • #9771
      Gman
      Keymaster

      If Squier is Mike Ha… then who is Mike Ha?!?

    • #9775
      Trienish
      Participant

      Oh no…does that mean…Ha is one of us?

    • #9776
      Yaeger
      Participant

      Ha split into several beings, dull ha, happy ha, evil ha, etc

    • #9799
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      Maybe Ha is Kano! :shock:

    • #9803
      Trienish
      Participant

      If Ha is Kano, then Imposter Haster really is a Mike Ha imposter, just as the name says. We should have known it all along!

    • #9809
      Co0bs
      Participant

      hmm….i myself like mustard…its so good, when it hits your lips. and when you mix it with ketchup…its just that much better

    • #9813
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      I’ve been telling people that he’s an Imposter Haster since 8th grade…
      But I’m going to have to say that he is now “one of us”.
      ::sings to the melody of “What if God was one of us?”::

    • #9822
      Yaeger
      Participant

      If Ha had a name, what would it be
      And would you call it to his face
      If you were faced with Ha in all his old-navy-t-shirts
      What would you ask if you had just one question

      And yeah yeah Ha is Asian yeah yeah Michael Ha
      yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

      What if Ha was one of us
      Just a slob like one of us
      Just an asian on the bus
      Trying to make his way home

      If Ha had a friend what would they look like
      And would you want to see them
      If seeing meant that you would have to believe
      In things like homeruns and in nachos and the ribs and all the asians

      And yeah yeah Ha is Asian yeah yeah Michael Ha
      yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

      What if Ha was one of us
      Just a slob like one of us
      Just an asian on the bus
      Trying to make his way home
      He’s trying to make his way home

      Back to Catherine Ave. all alone
      Nobody calling on the phone
      He studies the language of rome

      And yeah yeah Ha is Asian yeah yeah Michael Ha
      yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

      What if Ha was one of us
      Just a slob like one of us
      Just an asian on the bus
      Trying to make his way home
      He’s trying to make his way home

      Living in a secluded dome
      Back to Catherine Ave. all alone
      Just trying to make his way home
      Nobody calling on the phone
      He studies the language of rome

    • #9824
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      ::applause:: Simply wonderful.

    • #9830
      Trienish
      Participant

      Maybe it will appear as a bonus track on the Shoelaces CD…

    • #9901
      Gman
      Keymaster

      I couldn’t resist myself….

      Download: Gman250 – What If Ha Was One Of Us

    • #9902
      Yaeger
      Participant

      AWESOME

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    • #9919
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      Hey now, last time I checked The Shoelaces wasn’t a solo project…
      Actually, I love you for that.

    • #9922
      Trienish
      Participant

      That was beautiful. I wept during the chorus.

      It would have been perfect if you had found some place to throw in an SAT beating.

    • #9933
      Yaeger
      Participant

      SAT beating doesn’t really rhyme with “us” or “home”

    • #9938
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      Old line: He’s trying to make his way home
      New line: SAT beatings wait at home
      simple as that…

    • #10417
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      @Weirfan66 wrote:

      Maybe Ha is Kano! :shock:

      This one actually got a laugh out of me.

    • #10418
      Trienish
      Participant

      He returns…

    • #10419
      Gman
      Keymaster

      joy Kano is back!

    • #10493
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      KANO!!! I love you, even though i don’t know who you are…

    • #10502
      Trienish
      Participant

      I’m sure we’ll find out one day…

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