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  • #2127

    Co0bs
    Participant

    f*ckin camera is being retarded. i think i kept it in the charger too long and now the batteries are fried :-/….i was planning to take some pictures this week too….

  • #9599

    Gman
    Keymaster

    boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! that happened with my cordless phone.

  • #9601

    squiergfx
    Member

    that happend to my remote controlled wheel of cheese :roll: :D

  • #9613

    Trienish
    Participant

    No, your remote controlled wheel of cheese stopped working because I beat you with it.

  • #9616

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    I believe it was wheel of cheese remote suicide. I can’t say I blame it. No one or nothing can stand being the posession of an odd creep such as yourself, squier.

  • #9619

    Trienish
    Participant

    I don’t really see the use in a wheel of cheese anyway. Look, it’s a dairy product that spins! I guess it would make grating it really easy though.

  • #9627

    Gman
    Keymaster

    I prefer singles… to melt on potato bread… with GLOOOOODENS mustard…

    Sounds nasty, but tastes great.

  • #9628

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    Allow me to George Foreman one of those for ya.

  • #9629

    Gman
    Keymaster

    you’re crazy!

  • #9649

    Yaeger
    Participant

    it sound like french grilled cheese, provided the mustard is dijon.

  • #9653

    Gman
    Keymaster

    nay… Gludens is Spicy Brown.

  • #9656

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    YERRRR YELLA….

  • #9658

    Trienish
    Participant

    Mustard is a poor excuse for a condiment. Anything mustard can do, ketchup can do better.

  • #9661

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    I’m an advocate for Ranch dressing myself. I put that stuff on just about anything.

  • #9662

    Trienish
    Participant

    I also refuse to acknowledge mayonnaise as a condiment. In a perfect world, it would be completely replaced by Miracle Whip.

  • #9665

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    All the same to me, I hate ’em both.

  • #9672

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    Just to clarify things.

  • #9675

    Gman
    Keymaster

    I know it’s gulden’s… it’s more fun to call it “glue” especially since the bottle’s shaped that way.

  • #9678

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    Gotcha. ‘Twas me who needed the clarification-ism-ness…

  • #9679

    Gman
    Keymaster

    I respect your job as the Spellbinder. ‘Tis all good. :)

    BTW… I love how this tangent went from broken camera batteries to condiments.

  • #9685

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    Squier killed the original topic, so we were forced to go off on a tangent…

  • #9690

    Gman
    Keymaster

    What doesn’t squier kill?

  • #9692

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    Germs and pests… that’s about it.

  • #9693

    Yaeger
    Participant

    went off on more than a tangent. we got onto the tangent, dropped a perpendicular, and now we’re on an entirely different curve.

  • #9694

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    Good one… Feldman. :?

  • #9696

    Yaeger
    Participant

    hey, get off my back i just did my calc homework for this guy

    scary

  • #9699

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    @shiznitbeast wrote:

    Good one… Feldman. :?

    @shiznitbeast wrote:

    :fear: (super fast instant replay and simultaneous zoom-in) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :fear:

    I think that says it all.

  • #9705

    Trienish
    Participant

    Let that be the beginning, and the end, of Calculus jokes on this board.

  • #9719

    squiergfx
    Member

    well if im not wanted then ill just never come back :cry: :( :( :cry:

  • #9721

    Trienish
    Participant

    @squiergfx wrote:

    well if im not wanted then ill just never come back :cry: :( :( :cry:

    Halleluiah! Squier is leaving!

  • #9723

    squiergfx
    Member

    god dammit! :shock: :( :( :( :cry: :cry: :cry:

  • #9724

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    Odd to see Hallelujah and God dammit back-to-back like that… :lol:

  • #9728

    Gman
    Keymaster

    Ha ha, good one Joe. :lol:

  • #9752

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    Squier is like the old Ha… though he is annoying, he is a great source of entertainment. Is it not fun to make fun of him?

  • #9763

    Trienish
    Participant

    That’s a good way to look at it. Squier is the Mike Ha of this board. We make fun of him, but he can’t leave because we’re the only people he has.

  • #9771

    Gman
    Keymaster

    If Squier is Mike Ha… then who is Mike Ha?!?

  • #9775

    Trienish
    Participant

    Oh no…does that mean…Ha is one of us?

  • #9776

    Yaeger
    Participant

    Ha split into several beings, dull ha, happy ha, evil ha, etc

  • #9799

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    Maybe Ha is Kano! :shock:

  • #9803

    Trienish
    Participant

    If Ha is Kano, then Imposter Haster really is a Mike Ha imposter, just as the name says. We should have known it all along!

  • #9809

    Co0bs
    Participant

    hmm….i myself like mustard…its so good, when it hits your lips. and when you mix it with ketchup…its just that much better

  • #9813

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    I’ve been telling people that he’s an Imposter Haster since 8th grade…
    But I’m going to have to say that he is now “one of us”.
    ::sings to the melody of “What if God was one of us?”::

  • #9822

    Yaeger
    Participant

    If Ha had a name, what would it be
    And would you call it to his face
    If you were faced with Ha in all his old-navy-t-shirts
    What would you ask if you had just one question

    And yeah yeah Ha is Asian yeah yeah Michael Ha
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    What if Ha was one of us
    Just a slob like one of us
    Just an asian on the bus
    Trying to make his way home

    If Ha had a friend what would they look like
    And would you want to see them
    If seeing meant that you would have to believe
    In things like homeruns and in nachos and the ribs and all the asians

    And yeah yeah Ha is Asian yeah yeah Michael Ha
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    What if Ha was one of us
    Just a slob like one of us
    Just an asian on the bus
    Trying to make his way home
    He’s trying to make his way home

    Back to Catherine Ave. all alone
    Nobody calling on the phone
    He studies the language of rome

    And yeah yeah Ha is Asian yeah yeah Michael Ha
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    What if Ha was one of us
    Just a slob like one of us
    Just an asian on the bus
    Trying to make his way home
    He’s trying to make his way home

    Living in a secluded dome
    Back to Catherine Ave. all alone
    Just trying to make his way home
    Nobody calling on the phone
    He studies the language of rome

  • #9824

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    ::applause:: Simply wonderful.

  • #9830

    Trienish
    Participant

    Maybe it will appear as a bonus track on the Shoelaces CD…

  • #9901

    Gman
    Keymaster

    I couldn’t resist myself….

    Download: Gman250 – What If Ha Was One Of Us

  • #9902

    Yaeger
    Participant

    AWESOME

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  • #9919

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    Hey now, last time I checked The Shoelaces wasn’t a solo project…
    Actually, I love you for that.

  • #9922

    Trienish
    Participant

    That was beautiful. I wept during the chorus.

    It would have been perfect if you had found some place to throw in an SAT beating.

  • #9933

    Yaeger
    Participant

    SAT beating doesn’t really rhyme with “us” or “home”

  • #9938

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    Old line: He’s trying to make his way home
    New line: SAT beatings wait at home
    simple as that…

  • #10417

    Anonymous

    @Weirfan66 wrote:

    Maybe Ha is Kano! :shock:

    This one actually got a laugh out of me.

  • #10418

    Trienish
    Participant

    He returns…

  • #10419

    Gman
    Keymaster

    joy Kano is back!

  • #10493

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    KANO!!! I love you, even though i don’t know who you are…

  • #10502

    Trienish
    Participant

    I’m sure we’ll find out one day…

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