Haiku – Computers

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  • #1624

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    “The page couldn’t load?
    I hate this piece of garbage!”
    Often, I say that

    But, why, you might ask
    Well, technically speaking
    Computers hate me

    Let me break it down
    It seems every time I try
    To download something

    There is an error
    And a picture of Bill Gates
    Points and laughs at me

    Those cursed pop-ups!
    I tell you, I bet they will
    Haunt me in the grave

    Rest in peace? ‘Fraid not
    I’m sure AOL CD’s
    Will litter my corpse

    I mean, let’s face facts
    Computers are everywhere
    Even in your nose

    Well, maybe not there
    Although that would explain why
    Mine is so darn big

    Anyway, know this
    One day, these computers will
    Take over the world

    So, prepare yourself
    With a ton of explosives
    This could get ugly

  • #4635

    Ranman311
    Moderator

    :: sheds a tear ::

  • #4637

    Gman
    Keymaster

    Screw explosives… I got the Easton Titanium Baseball Bat, just in case…

  • #4638

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    That’s some serious business! I like it! :twisted:

  • #4641

    Gman
    Keymaster


    damn it feels good to be a gangsta…

  • #4643

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    “Office Space” = good fun
    We should watch that at one of our get-togethers. Someone tell Ha he has to bring to the popcorn.

  • #4657

    Gman
    Keymaster

    Popcorn in a Star Trek lunch box…

  • #4663

    Yaeger
    Participant

    no, in his custom made star-trek/star wars fan fict lunchbox

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