Haiku – Computers

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    • #1624
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      “The page couldn’t load?
      I hate this piece of garbage!”
      Often, I say that

      But, why, you might ask
      Well, technically speaking
      Computers hate me

      Let me break it down
      It seems every time I try
      To download something

      There is an error
      And a picture of Bill Gates
      Points and laughs at me

      Those cursed pop-ups!
      I tell you, I bet they will
      Haunt me in the grave

      Rest in peace? ‘Fraid not
      I’m sure AOL CD’s
      Will litter my corpse

      I mean, let’s face facts
      Computers are everywhere
      Even in your nose

      Well, maybe not there
      Although that would explain why
      Mine is so darn big

      Anyway, know this
      One day, these computers will
      Take over the world

      So, prepare yourself
      With a ton of explosives
      This could get ugly

    • #4635
      Ranman311
      Moderator

      :: sheds a tear ::

    • #4637
      Gman
      Keymaster

      Screw explosives… I got the Easton Titanium Baseball Bat, just in case…

    • #4638
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      That’s some serious business! I like it! :twisted:

    • #4641
      Gman
      Keymaster


      damn it feels good to be a gangsta…

    • #4643
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      “Office Space” = good fun
      We should watch that at one of our get-togethers. Someone tell Ha he has to bring to the popcorn.

    • #4657
      Gman
      Keymaster

      Popcorn in a Star Trek lunch box…

    • #4663
      Yaeger
      Participant

      no, in his custom made star-trek/star wars fan fict lunchbox

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