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    • #1615
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      Sorry to burst anyone’s bubble, but I think from now on, I’m just going to do a daily haiku instead of that and This Day in History. It’s just easier this way. That said, enjoy the poem.

      Secret agent Joe
      Man, I would so love to be
      A spy like James Bond

      Well-dressed, debonair
      And almost guaranteed to
      Win a poker hand

      That would be the life
      For one thing, I

    • #4445
      Ranman311
      Moderator

      you should so release a big book of these. i’d buy it

    • #4456
      Yaeger
      Participant

      spy is my favorite class in tfc. just run around knifing people in the back. alot of fun

    • #4475
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      Hmm, I think the Ranman has an excellent point. Care to reserve your copy now, anyone?

      By the way, notice anything significant about the title and the author name there?

    • #4476
      Gman
      Keymaster

      I always knew you were a spy…

    • #4482
      Trienish
      Participant

      @Weirfan66 wrote:

      Hmm, I think the Ranman has an excellent point. Care to reserve your copy now, anyone?

      By the way, notice anything significant about the title and the author name there?

      The Book of Haiku (5)
      The Definitive Volume (7)
      By Joe Mangano (5)

    • #4484
      Gman
      Keymaster

      If we’re pre-ordering to reserve this masterpiece of literature, then how’d you sell 2 million already. h4x!

    • #4486
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      Yes! Good work there, Hayes
      I definitely think you
      Deserve a cookie

    • #4488
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      What? I couldn’t sell 2 million copies?

    • #4489
      Gman
      Keymaster

      I’m not saying you could or couldn’t… but I’m assuming the book isn’t out yet…

      And you did say… “Care to reserve your copy now, anyone?”

      On the cover of your book, it states that “2 million copies sold!”

      How is that possible?

    • #4491
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      This is exactly what happened when we watched Back to the Future II at Randal’s. Everyone started to point all the plot holes instead of merely trying to enjoy the movie. So, what I’m essentially saying is…I am never wrong. NEVER WRONG! OK, OK, I knew that was going to conflict with my post, but I was too lazy to change it. There, happy? :x

    • #4492
      Trienish
      Participant

      I think it’s a bad sign when the cover contains a plot hole…

    • #4498
      Ranman311
      Moderator

      listen two points to be made here

      1.) joe the haiku on the cover was super clever, i’m sorry but i just enjoyed it that much

      2.) back to the future was analyzed too much AND it was all incorrect. if you people watched all three without bitching, you would have realized that all questions eventually get answered. plus, i’ve gotta hot ass

    • #4506
      Gman
      Keymaster

      I knew it!

    • #4515
      Yaeger
      Participant

      the haiku book causes hypnosis, so you bought it the first time. then it hypnotized you, so you bought the new copy and hid the old one

    • #4531
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      What do you give me money mean?

    • #4538
      Gman
      Keymaster

      Here’s five bucks!

    • #4546
      Yaeger
      Participant

      :crazyeyes: must buy haiku book

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