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  • #1615

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    Sorry to burst anyone’s bubble, but I think from now on, I’m just going to do a daily haiku instead of that and This Day in History. It’s just easier this way. That said, enjoy the poem.

    Secret agent Joe
    Man, I would so love to be
    A spy like James Bond

    Well-dressed, debonair
    And almost guaranteed to
    Win a poker hand

    That would be the life
    For one thing, I

  • #4445

    Ranman311
    Moderator

    you should so release a big book of these. i’d buy it

  • #4456

    Yaeger
    Participant

    spy is my favorite class in tfc. just run around knifing people in the back. alot of fun

  • #4475

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    Hmm, I think the Ranman has an excellent point. Care to reserve your copy now, anyone?

    By the way, notice anything significant about the title and the author name there?

  • #4476

    Gman
    Keymaster

    I always knew you were a spy…

  • #4482

    Trienish
    Participant

    @Weirfan66 wrote:

    Hmm, I think the Ranman has an excellent point. Care to reserve your copy now, anyone?

    By the way, notice anything significant about the title and the author name there?

    The Book of Haiku (5)
    The Definitive Volume (7)
    By Joe Mangano (5)

  • #4484

    Gman
    Keymaster

    If we’re pre-ordering to reserve this masterpiece of literature, then how’d you sell 2 million already. h4x!

  • #4486

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    Yes! Good work there, Hayes
    I definitely think you
    Deserve a cookie

  • #4488

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    What? I couldn’t sell 2 million copies?

  • #4489

    Gman
    Keymaster

    I’m not saying you could or couldn’t… but I’m assuming the book isn’t out yet…

    And you did say… “Care to reserve your copy now, anyone?”

    On the cover of your book, it states that “2 million copies sold!”

    How is that possible?

  • #4491

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    This is exactly what happened when we watched Back to the Future II at Randal’s. Everyone started to point all the plot holes instead of merely trying to enjoy the movie. So, what I’m essentially saying is…I am never wrong. NEVER WRONG! OK, OK, I knew that was going to conflict with my post, but I was too lazy to change it. There, happy? :x

  • #4492

    Trienish
    Participant

    I think it’s a bad sign when the cover contains a plot hole…

  • #4498

    Ranman311
    Moderator

    listen two points to be made here

    1.) joe the haiku on the cover was super clever, i’m sorry but i just enjoyed it that much

    2.) back to the future was analyzed too much AND it was all incorrect. if you people watched all three without bitching, you would have realized that all questions eventually get answered. plus, i’ve gotta hot ass

  • #4506

    Gman
    Keymaster

    I knew it!

  • #4515

    Yaeger
    Participant

    the haiku book causes hypnosis, so you bought it the first time. then it hypnotized you, so you bought the new copy and hid the old one

  • #4531

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    What do you give me money mean?

  • #4538

    Gman
    Keymaster

    Here’s five bucks!

  • #4546

    Yaeger
    Participant

    :crazyeyes: must buy haiku book

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