Today in Calculus, Captain Kaufman was talking about some random integral garbage that no one understood, and Andy Depp let out a random orgasmic groan, out of what I took to be frustration. I asked him if he “needed a tissue” to clean up his mess. And Melanie, as innocent as she is, said this…
And I quote…
“Here, you can have this one.”
Melanie actually gave Depp a tissue, and everyone laughed for about 5 minutes straight. She actually thought the noise he made was some sort of sneeze. After everyone settled down, Mallory (who else), told her what I meant, and the face Melanie made can’t be described in words. She was so disgusted.
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