Quote of the Day 02+02=04

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  • #2124

    ShiznitBeast
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    In a conversation with my good friend Fabio, we were talking about typical guy stuff. We started discussing if certain girls were “boinkable” or not. I asked him about a certain girl that he met at the T-show, whose name I will keep a secret, in order to remain my status as a gentleman. I said, “So Fibbs, would you give that girl **** a whirl?” And this was his reply…

    And I quote…

    “bro… that bitch was a slut. fuckin her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.”

    I have absolutely no idea where he got that from. I doubt it’s original, but god damn is it funny! Not to mention, accurate.

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  • #9561

    squiergfx
    Member

    um…….. yah…….. thx for the visual

  • #9563

    jfmangano
    Moderator

    That makes me wonder: given their tubular shape, how aerodynamic are hot dogs? :?

  • #9569

    Anonymous

    Well, even though it may be floppin around in missionary… There are other positions, including one that involves a fully positional opening —> :o its all good any way it comes… ;)

  • #9570

    squiergfx
    Member

    um yah .. leave it to beastiality to find pleasure from the grand canyon

  • #9571

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    HHH: “Even a 747 looks small when you’re flying it into a grand canyon”

    Classic quote…

  • #9575

    Trienish
    Participant

    I think I’ve heard that as a “Your mom…” joke before.

  • #9579

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    I believe they are more commonly know as “Momma” jokes.

  • #9581

    Trienish
    Participant

    Depends on who’s telling them, but yes, they can also be phrased as “Yo Momma…”

  • #9582

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    I’m just referring to its original and proper name. You KNOW that it was some random black man who told the first Momma joke. I think it might have even been on In Living Color or something, but that’s just a guess.

  • #9583

    Trienish
    Participant

    That is what is called spam Squier. And hopefully someone, possibly the moderator of this board, will delete that post of yours.

  • #9584

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    My thoughts precisely… now where is that moderator?

  • #9585

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    BALEETED!

  • #9591

    Gman
    Keymaster

    lol, what did he say, I missed out….. :(

  • #9595

    Trienish
    Participant

    He posted some kind of vibrator racing picture.

  • #9600

    Gman
    Keymaster

    oh… well I’m glad I didn’t see it then. 8)

  • #9615

    Trienish
    Participant

    Justice has been served though. That’s all I can ask for.

  • #9621

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    Judge Shiznit has ruled in favor of everyone who doesn’t suck…

  • #9890

    Co0bs
    Participant

    the fans want to know who it was (the slut)?

  • #9920

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    The quote was her exact words, so I don’t have any idea who she was talking about…

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