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    • #2124
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      In a conversation with my good friend Fabio, we were talking about typical guy stuff. We started discussing if certain girls were “boinkable” or not. I asked him about a certain girl that he met at the T-show, whose name I will keep a secret, in order to remain my status as a gentleman. I said, “So Fibbs, would you give that girl **** a whirl?” And this was his reply…

      And I quote…

      “bro… that bitch was a slut. fuckin her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.”

      I have absolutely no idea where he got that from. I doubt it’s original, but god damn is it funny! Not to mention, accurate.

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    • #9561
      squiergfx
      Member

      um…….. yah…….. thx for the visual

    • #9563
      jfmangano
      Moderator

      That makes me wonder: given their tubular shape, how aerodynamic are hot dogs? :?

    • #9569
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      Well, even though it may be floppin around in missionary… There are other positions, including one that involves a fully positional opening —> :o its all good any way it comes… ;)

    • #9570
      squiergfx
      Member

      um yah .. leave it to beastiality to find pleasure from the grand canyon

    • #9571
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      HHH: “Even a 747 looks small when you’re flying it into a grand canyon”

      Classic quote…

    • #9575
      Trienish
      Participant

      I think I’ve heard that as a “Your mom…” joke before.

    • #9579
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      I believe they are more commonly know as “Momma” jokes.

    • #9581
      Trienish
      Participant

      Depends on who’s telling them, but yes, they can also be phrased as “Yo Momma…”

    • #9582
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      I’m just referring to its original and proper name. You KNOW that it was some random black man who told the first Momma joke. I think it might have even been on In Living Color or something, but that’s just a guess.

    • #9583
      Trienish
      Participant

      That is what is called spam Squier. And hopefully someone, possibly the moderator of this board, will delete that post of yours.

    • #9584
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      My thoughts precisely… now where is that moderator?

    • #9585
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      BALEETED!

    • #9591
      Gman
      Keymaster

      lol, what did he say, I missed out….. :(

    • #9595
      Trienish
      Participant

      He posted some kind of vibrator racing picture.

    • #9600
      Gman
      Keymaster

      oh… well I’m glad I didn’t see it then. 8)

    • #9615
      Trienish
      Participant

      Justice has been served though. That’s all I can ask for.

    • #9621
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      Judge Shiznit has ruled in favor of everyone who doesn’t suck…

    • #9890
      Co0bs
      Participant

      the fans want to know who it was (the slut)?

    • #9920
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      The quote was her exact words, so I don’t have any idea who she was talking about…

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