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Anonymous1. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?3. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled a them would they
still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?4. What’s another word for synonym?
5. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
7. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be
thrown away?8. Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
9. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
10. Why do they report power outages on TV?
11. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is
eating an endangered plant?12. Is it possible to be totally partial?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk?
15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?16. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their
headlights off?17. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
18. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is
he still wrong?19. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
20. Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
21. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
22. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?23. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
24. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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@BillyGoatScruff wrote:
2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?lol… DASSA GUDE ONE!
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george carlin = r0oLz
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George Carlin is all well and good, but I think I would have liked it better if you had posted Jeff Foxworthy’s “You just might be a redneck” jokes.
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Everyone has heard those jokes a million times. At least George Carlin’s material is diverse.
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to avoid post-whoring and false gman points,
http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/red/rednecks.shtml
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I’ve heard a few of those before too…
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Why don’t you cry about it?
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Saddlebags!
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@Weirfan66 wrote:
Why don’t you cry about it?
That came out of no where….
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You may have heard a few of those… but my point was that George Carlin doesn’t stick to the same old format with his jokes. Not to mention the redneck jokes get pretty old pretty quick.
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redneck words are funnier
widja-didja:
You didn’t bring a pen widja-didja?
initiate:
My mom ate a hamburger, initiate a bag of chips
aorta:
They hired him but aorta gotten someone else
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Would everyone just stop making fun of my kind! Jeez, you guys can’t take a hint… THIS HURTS!!
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Why don’t you cry about it?
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everyone is a redneck in one way or another
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It’s okay though, as long as you don’t live in the South.
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Stupid South…refusing to recognize they got owned in the Civil War. That’s like a Bostonian denying that ball ever got past Bill Buckner.
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hoowah!
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It would be entertaining if you had actually typed and made this all yourself, but unfortunatly you stole it from…
http://ebaumsworld.com/lquestions.shtml -
either partly from that page or some other site but its definitly stolen
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look at the topic name, it doesn’t say “Thoughts that i came up with and didn’t steal from ebaumsworld”
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……….. OWNED! :shock:
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At least Billy didn’t say that he made the quotes. Would you believe that there are people out there would would claim to write things, take for example a review of an old video game, that were simply copied parts of various other reviews pasted together. What a world!
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indeed
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@trienish wrote:
At least Billy didn’t say that he made the quotes. Would you believe that there are people out there would would claim to write things, take for example a review of an old video game, that were simply copied parts of various other reviews pasted together. What a world!
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!?!??!!
CERTAINLY NOT….
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Link… he comes to town! He comes to PLAGIARIZE his ass off!
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He can’t write, he can’t talk…he’s a very depressing Hero of Time.
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I created a picture for the occassion…
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It looks like a child drew all the characters in Wind Waker.
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