When life throws you a lemon…

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  • #2111

    Anonymous

    A friend of mine would always say, “When life throws you a lemon, make lemonade.” Well that takes work, and I’m not one for work. I mean, it’s not just that you have to squeeze the lemons, but you have to find water. Pure lemon juice is not that tasty, at least from my experience. And then there’s the sugar and the energey to mix it all together. Then I’m thinking WTF?!? Life’s putting me up at my own expense? How the hell does that work? It’s like those stupid signs that say “Will be towed at owner’s expense.” It’s like thanks for doing me the favor…asshole… So one day she turns to me, as she always did, and says, “What do you do when life throws you a lemon?” I say, “Shove it up life’s ass.” Make it deal with its own shit…

  • #9415

    Gman
    Keymaster

    GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY… I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOOOO!

  • #9423

    Ranman311
    Moderator

    look at you now, remember how you gave me shit…

    AND I MADE LEMONADE OUT OF IT!!!

  • #9437

    UltimaLink
    Member

    @Gman250 wrote:

    GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY… I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOOOO!

    i agree.what are you talking about? :?

  • #9444

    ShiznitBeast
    Member

    This is Nicko’s board for random grievances and rambling, and I must say I approve.

  • #9458

    Gman
    Keymaster

    Yeah, I’m lovin’ it as well. Nicko is my honeycake!

  • #9479

    squiergfx
    Member

    ???

  • #12831

    Anonymous

    nicko had sex with me.

  • #12836

    UltimaLink
    Member

    WTF :?

  • #12850

    Gman
    Keymaster

    eww nasty hairy sex… blah……..

    you’re avatar isn’t big enough. btw.

  • #12853

    Anonymous

    dont make me get a bigger avatar. one to equal the magnitude of the hairy greco-roman sex nicko and i had. dont make me….oh i’ll do it. i did nicko, i’ll do anything.

  • #12875

    squiergfx
    Member

    lol im loving this

  • #12892

    Anonymous

    what happened to my super-ridiculously-outrageous-goat-sized-mongrel-prostitution-biggie-size-me-i-can-use-spidey-sense-big avatar? WHO EDITEDEDEDED IT? prob admin but WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

    yeah, i concur; catherine zeta jones is so hot.

  • #12893

    Gman
    Keymaster

    hahaha :lol:

  • #12902

    c00ki3
    Member

    WHat the bozscaggs is going on?
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