When life throws you a lemon…

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    • #2111
      Anonymous
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      A friend of mine would always say, “When life throws you a lemon, make lemonade.” Well that takes work, and I’m not one for work. I mean, it’s not just that you have to squeeze the lemons, but you have to find water. Pure lemon juice is not that tasty, at least from my experience. And then there’s the sugar and the energey to mix it all together. Then I’m thinking WTF?!? Life’s putting me up at my own expense? How the hell does that work? It’s like those stupid signs that say “Will be towed at owner’s expense.” It’s like thanks for doing me the favor…asshole… So one day she turns to me, as she always did, and says, “What do you do when life throws you a lemon?” I say, “Shove it up life’s ass.” Make it deal with its own shit…

    • #9415
      Gman
      Keymaster

      GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY… I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOOOO!

    • #9423
      Ranman311
      Moderator

      look at you now, remember how you gave me shit…

      AND I MADE LEMONADE OUT OF IT!!!

    • #9437
      UltimaLink
      Member

      @Gman250 wrote:

      GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY… I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOOOO!

      i agree.what are you talking about? :?

    • #9444
      ShiznitBeast
      Member

      This is Nicko’s board for random grievances and rambling, and I must say I approve.

    • #9458
      Gman
      Keymaster

      Yeah, I’m lovin’ it as well. Nicko is my honeycake!

    • #9479
      squiergfx
      Member

      ???

    • #12831
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      nicko had sex with me.

    • #12836
      UltimaLink
      Member

      WTF :?

    • #12850
      Gman
      Keymaster

      eww nasty hairy sex… blah……..

      you’re avatar isn’t big enough. btw.

    • #12853
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      dont make me get a bigger avatar. one to equal the magnitude of the hairy greco-roman sex nicko and i had. dont make me….oh i’ll do it. i did nicko, i’ll do anything.

    • #12875
      squiergfx
      Member

      lol im loving this

    • #12892
      Anonymous
      Inactive

      what happened to my super-ridiculously-outrageous-goat-sized-mongrel-prostitution-biggie-size-me-i-can-use-spidey-sense-big avatar? WHO EDITEDEDEDED IT? prob admin but WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

      yeah, i concur; catherine zeta jones is so hot.

    • #12893
      Gman
      Keymaster

      hahaha :lol:

    • #12902
      c00ki3
      Member

      WHat the bozscaggs is going on?
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